Dominican Republic Vacation |
| Stage Shows: Well, I promised that I would show you some of the embarrassing pictures of us in a stage show. Unfortunately I don't have pictures of the infamous Super Couple contest. But, these will have to do. Trust me, they are plenty embarrassing. And in case you're wondering, yes even though we have evidence on film, Mark and I are completely and convincingly Heterosexual. Click here for references. Now if somehow I could buy or otherwise bribe someone out of pictures taken of Jeff and Johnnie doing oh-so-very-strange things with balloons onstage, well either a. Jeff would kill me, or b. We'd win America's funniest home videos. The Stage shows can be quite entertaining, but as I've learned they are a diversion best tackled fully liquored up. You don't think I'd be on stage wearing a huge Mexican hat imitating Speedy Gonzalez for nothing do you? Ok those of you who know me, shut up now!!! (Me doing my best Speedy Gonzalez imitation. My best advice to you is to just say no when they say they want you to go on the stage for just five minutes.) (The boys on the stage enjoying the stage show, until we get embarrassed ourselves. Of course you'll notice the drinks, as we have to build up our nerve a tad. Hey it's all-inclusive.) (Caroline dancing with one of the rascally villains.) (Russ doing a close examination of the business end of a broomstick) (I could lie and say this isn't me (Marcos) that Mark is straddling in this picture, but what would be the point. It's all just harmless entertainment. Of course maybe this picture is the real reason my girlfriend left me when I came back.) |